[WWI] Rigging

[Helen and Chris]

> 
> WOW!  Voluptousity sent me to the dictionary and I never realized that
> rigging could be so harmful to ones health and mental well being.  That
> explains a lot about me.  But do I have to go all the way to Paris to
> die under a bridge?

Absolutley.  Paris is the worlds centre of romance.  And what is more tragically romantic than wishing to die beneath a Parisian bridge?

  Will any bridge do?

In Paris?  Yes, so long as it isn't between the Natural History Museum and the Eiffel Tower - the authorities get arsey if you try and do it here - it upsets the tourists.  They would prefer if you went out to the Bois de Boulogne (some strange things happen there) and chose a railway bridge.

Anywhere else?  See above.

  I'm not that far from the
> Golden Gate Bridge so I may have to settle on San Francisco. 

Lacks gravitas

 I can see
> me applying for my passport and explaining why I want to go to Paris.
> "And what is the nature of your business in Paris?" "To die under a
> bridge."  I'm not sure I would make it past the application process 

No-one understands matters of the heart more than the French.  They will be most helpful, supply you with a map and sell you a bodybag.

and
> I may get a new jacket that ties in the back.
> 
Believe Diego!

Chris.
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